I’ve pulled myself away from the Olympics to provide you with this piece of Canadian pride…

Alas, tis not a piece of VANOC-unapproved poetry by Vancouver poet laureate Brad Cran, but rather, a song from another B.C. artist that wouldn’t be allowed within shouting distance of the Games: the Dayglo Abortions.

I’m proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another beer
I’m proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a piss

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in fucking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I’m proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another welfare check
I’m proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I’m proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another eskimo
I’m proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i fuck her up the ass hole

Perhaps that wasn’t particularly patriotic?

Oh, and who do ya like in the game tomorrow?  If Iginla’s healthy, I’ll take Canada, 3-2.

Peace,

Greg

P.S.: Smokin’ Green tonite features nothing but Canadian bands, including the Dayglo Abortions.  Be sure to tune in at 1 am at 88.1 fm on yer radio, channel 947 on yer TV or www.ckln.fm on yer computer.

Gruesome Greg

Seahawks/Stamps/Flames/Zags/Jays/Raptors fan and lifelong metal head with a beer gut and a self-deprecating sense of humour. Reviewer/blogger (Yon Senior Doomsayer) for Hellbound.ca.